rae-tee

YES, i wanted to be a gymnast…when I was young, i perfectly knew how to execute dangerous "stunts". I knew how to do the ‘back dive", and i learned to do other stunts which my mother never knew of. I was so good in doing the cartwheel. I was so overwhelmed by the graceful moves of the young gymnasts when they’re doing their floor exercises, balancing their might while they’re on the balance beam and lastly, when they are suspended on air while they’re taking a tight grip on the parallel bars…oH how i love Dominique Helena Moceanu. She was so cute; at 13, she’s already a gymnast medalist. She’s so pretty too. I remember way back in high school, we’re always joining dance competitions wherein we were able to do some stunts so that we would leave quite an impression from the judges. Luckily, we won several times and we performed in most of our school programs. In my college days, we were also able to join the dance competitions, however, during the senior year in college, i wasn’t able to join my dance buddies coz it’s hard me to go home late at night.I also love playing football. I missed playing it while it’s raining . What i enjoyed most in playing soccer is that i get to play and  enjoy the game while it is raining, soaking me and making me shiver. I really miss playing soccer! Grrrr….Law school is so boring!!!

I wanted to be a doctor too!…what is unbelievable is that i am more interested in reading medical books than my law books. I am interested in legal medicine. I would love to see stab wounds and other horrible wounds that can be seen in a victim of crime. I remember my murdered aunt’s pic. she suffered 10 stab wounds in the back. I remember seeing one of her stab wounds, it’s gaping and it was horrible. I also want to stare at decomposed bodies, bloated and devoured by maggots. That would be an appetizing site for me. hahaha…yeah, i honestly wants to be a doctor!…i just don;t know why i came up & ended up in law school…maybe its because of JMP? hahaha….shit! he’s a MoFo!…. pero na miss ta ka, gago ka!!!

WHAT TIME IS IT: 2:48 am na!
NICKNAMES: rae
NUMBER OF CANDLES ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY CAKE?:none. i wasn’t able to have one
WHAT SIZE OF SHOES DO YOU WEAR: 9-10
PETS: 4 dogs
IF YOUR HOUSE WAS ON FIRE, BESIDES FAMILY, WHAT WOULD YOU SAVE?: my cp!
BODY PIERCING: 3 piercings/earlobe
EYE COLOR: brown
HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOUR JOB ON A SCALE OF 1-10: i love to be a 100% PALAMUNIN!!!
FAVORITE FOODS: burgers, pasta dishes, ice cream
BEEN TO AFRICA: nope
LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY? yeah, a lot of times already
BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT?: never. but this type of accident happens the other way around.kaluluoy lang ang salakyan
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? uhm… both?
FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: friday
FAVORITE SAYING OR PHRASE: belatsi! puga!
FAVORITE RESTAURANT: i dont eat in restaurants
FAVORITE FLOWER: TAPORANGA!
FAVORITE SPORT TO PLAY: i go gaga over soccer!
FAVORITE DRINK: carbonated drinks
FAVORITE ICE CREAM: strawberry
FAVORITE CANDY BAR: im not fond of eating candies
FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: jollibee
FAVORITE SMELLS? i love the smell of my pillow! it smells like shit! i drool over it a lot of times
HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FAIL YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE: hmmm…never (kuno abi wala…)
WHICH STORE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO MAX OUT YOUR CREDIT CARD: gadget stores
WHAT DO YOU DO MOST OFTEN WHEN YOU ARE BORED: surf the net, read magz and books and sleep
MOST ANNOYING THING PEOPLE ASK/TELL : masungit ako, i’m annoyed by almost anything…
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? peeing!
BEDTIME: 5 am
FAVORITE TV SHOW?: the 4400, UFC
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? cant remember
WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Stephen King’s, Pugad baboy
FAVORITE COLOR: blue and red
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE: did you say alcohol?? i don’t drink anymore…huhuhuhu
DO U SMOKE?IF U DO, WHAT IS IT?: errr…philip morris( shhhhh!)
ARE YOU CLEAN??: define clean & still a virgin!wahahaha
HOW ARE YOU FEELING NOW? tired but not sleepy
WHAT WILL YOU DO AFTER THIS? try to study
WHAT IS YOUR WORST QUALITY? Im UGLY!!!
WHAT IS YOUR BEST QUALITY? I’m FUNNY!!! FUNNY-LOOKING!!!
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOU`RE WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE?: gotta talk shit with him…hahaha…lubid2x istorya ah
ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? nope! kapal muks ako eh!!!
THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? outfit
ARE YOU STABLE? no i am not stable.hahaha….my flabby fats are usually shaking
WHAT`S YOUR DREAM? to earn money
DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF? no! i hate myself
ARE YOU IN-LOVE??? i don’t fucking know! perhaps i am…

NAME 7 THINGS THAT MUST ALWAYS BE IN YOUR SCHOOL BAG:
1. CELLPHONES
2. KEYS
3. BOOKS
4. PENS
5. ALCOHOL
6. TISSUE
7. COMB

Name 3 things you do when you’re really stressed:
1. READ PUGAD BABOY
2. SLEEP
3. SURF THE NET

Name 5 favorite fruits:
1. GRAPES
2. MANGO
3. TAMARIND
4. BANANA
5. —

What are you thinking about right now?~A LOT OF THINGS
Where is your phone?~HERE BESIDE ME.
Where do you sleep?~IN MY ROOM  OF COURSE, LOWER BUNK

Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing now?~IM JUST WEARING BRA

What was the last thing you ate?~LONGGANISA & RICE

What kind of cellphone service do you have?~I HAVE BEEN A SMART USER SINCE 2001.

What is the closest item near you that is white?~THE COMPUTER TABLE

What is the last movie you watched?~DEJA VU (DVD)

When did you last feel a tree with your bare hands?~WHAT KIND OF TREE ARE U TALKING ABOUT?!

—–

THE STRANGE ELEVEN
Eleven odd facts about yourself:

1. Are you photo addict?
~I JUST LOVE TO TAKE PICTURES.

2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?

~SLEEPING

3. Do you care for your Friendster?
~YES

4. How many different beverages have you drank since yesterday?
~FOUR BEVERAGES: I RARELY DRINK WATER

5. What are three things you hate?
~HYPOCRISY, LIARS, TRAITORS

6. What do you wish for?

~TO PASS THE BAR & TO EARN MONEY

7. When was the last time you got really hurt?
~A FEW HOURS AGO

8. Any plans for tonight?
~I JUST WANT TO SLEEP

9. Something you are excited about?

~I AIN’T EXCITED NOW. OUR RECITATION LATER IN CIVIL LAW REVIEW DOESN’T SOUNDS EXCITING

10 . What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
~STRAWBERRY NA!

11 . Describe your keychains?
~A NISSAN METAL PLATE KEYCHAIN & A MINI-HAVAIANAS KEYCHAIN
———————————-
1. Do you know anyone in prison?
~YES

2. If so, who?

~SEN. ANTONIO TRILLIANES?

3. Party girl/boy or Home girl/boy?
~HOME GIRL

4. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?!
~NEVER

5. Name someone you miss.
~MARSY

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1. What color is most reflective of you?

~BLUE!
2. How did you get the idea for yourfriendster name?

~OBVIOUS BA? IT’S MY NICKNAME & SURNAME OF MY BF/ALALAY. HAHAHA

3.What time were you born?

~HMM…3:00AM YATA. I’M NOT SURE
4.What song are you playing now, or wishyou were playing?

~I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY DREAM ABOUT YOU,UNFORTUNATELY, I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY A GUITAR…ACCORDION GURO MASARANGAN KO HARHARHAR
5. Has the death of a celebrity ever madeyou cry?

~BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT’S RICO YAN! HE WAS SO YOUNG TO DIE.
6.What color of underwear are you wearing?

~WHITE PANTIES WITH CARTOON IMPRINTS
7. Do you want a baby?

~SURE! I’M NOT SURE THOUGH IF I DO HAVE OVARIES.HAHAHA
8.What does your mom do for a living?

~HER SO-CALLED "HACIENDA"…HAHAHA…NOPE. WE ARE LOKKING FORWARD FOR HER & TATAY’S PENSION.
9. What does your dad do for a living?

~RIGHT NOW HE’S WATCHING OVER OUR SARI-SARI STORE…
10. What is your pet’s name?

~SNICKERS, CLOUD, RAINBOW, AND MY FAVE’S WOMBAT (WOMBAT THE BRAT)
11. What color are your bedsheets?

~PINK & WHITE (ARRGG…SO GIRLY)
12. What are the last 4 digits of yourphone number?

~7383
13. What song are you playing now?

~NONE
14. What was the last concert youattended?

~WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM AN INTROVERT LIKE ME? BANG MY HEADS TOGETHER WITH THE HIPPIES?
15. Who is with you?

~NANAY, TATAY & MY OLDER SISTER RHEEZ
16. What was the last movie you saw?

~HA? DON’T REMEMBER NA. IT’S ALMOST 100 YEARS NGA WALA KO KALANTAW SINE!!! WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM A CAVEMAN?
17. Who do you dislike most at thismoment?

~SIXELA
18. What food are you craving right now?

~AHHHHHHH…SIYEMPRE DAMU!…LIKE PIZZA, ICE CREAM, FRENCH FRIES, STEAKS,MACARONI SALAD, BIHON, ETC.
19. Did you dream last night?

~I DON’T THINK SO
20.What was the last tv show you watched?

~THE CORRESPONDENTS
21.What is your fave piece of jewelry?

~I DON’T WEAR JEWELRIES.
22. What is to the left of you?

~DOOR?
23. What was the last thing you ate?

~RICE & VIAND
24. Who is your best friend of theopposite sex?

~IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE SIXELA…PERO I’M HAVING DOUBTS RIGHT NOW IF HE, IN TURN, HAS EVER CONSIDERED ME AS HIS BEST FEMALE BUD
25. Write a song lyric that’s in your head.~

~WHEN I DREAM ABOUT YOU, THAT’S WHEN EVERYTHINGS ALL RIGHT, YOU’RE IN MY ARMS HERE NEXT TO ME FOREVER…
26. What song is that from?

~STEVIE B.
27. Who last PMed you?

~WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS? I’M ACADEMICALLY IMPAIRED RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
28. Where is your signifigant other rightnow?

~ANO NI POLITICAL THEORY? I DON’T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THIS …
29. Do you have a crush?

~YES.
30. What is his/her name?

~I’LL KEEP IT TO MESELF NALANG
31. What shampoo do you use?

~SUNSILK
32. When was the last time you had a hair cut?

~A DECADE AGO.HAHAHA
33. Are you taking any medications?

~NOPE. I’M JUST HAVING POISON INTAKES.
34. Do you have a mental disease?

~OH SURE…I THINK I’M ONE OF THE MANY PINOYS WHO HAVE BI-POLAR DISORDER
35. What shirt are you wearing?

~PAJAMAS
35.. What time is it?

~12:40 P.M. NA
37. What color is your razor?

~I DON’T HAVE ANY.CHAINSAW MAY ARA!
38. What is your fave frozen treat?

~STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM…YUM YUM
39. Are you sexy? Are you gay?

~ I AM NOT! I’M A BABOY!
40. Whats your favorite shopping store?

~UKAY-UKAY
41. Are you thirsty? why?

~STUPID QUESTION! IF I REALLY AM THIRSTY RIGHT NOW, WHY IN HELL WOULD I WONDER IF WHY I’M FEELING THIRSTY?!!
42. Can you imagine yourself ever gettingmarried?

~YEAH. GETTING MARRIED AND GETTING LAID!!!

1. kailan ang birthday mo?
~
MARCH

2. kuripot ka ba?
~
NOPE!!!

3. anong tingin mo sa pansit?
~
ASCARIS

4. anong perfume/cologne/body mist ang
ginagamit mo?
~
BATH & BODY, CALGON, VICTORIAS’ SECRET, ADIDAS SENSUAL INSTINCT (courtesy of melvin)

5. which do you prefer? long or pudpod
na nail?
~
PUDPOD

6. mahilig ka bang maglinis?
~
DEPENDS ON MY MOOD

7. anong favorite mong kulay?
~
BLUE

8. anong kulay ang suot mo ngayon?
~
BLACK AND WHITE

9. anong gusto mong gawin sa mga oras na to?
~
FIGHT WITH MY MALE FRIEND

11. Do you have a Date this Friday?
~
STUPID QUESTION! WLA SIYEMPRE

12. What were you doing at midnight last
night?
~
HAHAHA…U WOULDN’T WANT TO KNOW

13 . What’s the name of the song that’s
stuck in your mind right now?
~
A FOREIGN SONG FROM FAHRENHEIT

14. Name someone with the same birthday
as you.
~
SHAQUILLE O’NEAL!!!

15. Do you have a crush on someone?
~
YES

16. Have you ever vandalized someone’s
private property?
~
IT WORKED WAY BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL. HEHEHE

17. Have you ever hurt yourself on purposE?
~
NOT THAT MUCH. I’D RATHER HURT SOMEONE THAN HURT MESELF

18. Do you sing in videoke?
~
YES! PERO SA BALAY LANG NILA KYLE…

19 . What were u doing this morning at 8 am?
~
DRINK MY MOM’S ANLENE AND EAT TIBIAO’S CATALUGAN BREAD

20. What were u doing 15 minutes ago?
~
NET SURFING

21. Is it cute when girls/GUYS kiss you
on your forehead?
~
YEAH

23. Would you ever leave the house
without putting up your hairstyle?
~
I DON’T EVEN COMB MY HAIR

25. Do you think its ok to date someone
if u r committed already?
~
YEAH SURE, WHO CARES?!!

26. Would you die for the one you love?
~
I’LL DIE FOR MY FAMILY

27. Do you have a best friend?
~
IF THAT’S WHAT U CALL HIM

28. Has one of your friends ever stabbed
you in the back?
~
YES! BACKSTABBING? YEAH SURE, GOT LOTS OF IT DURING COLLEGE DAYS

29.Who’s you’re best friend in Elementary?
~
JACKELINE RAMOS

30. Mahilig ka bang manuod ng mga
nakakatakot na pelikula?
~
YEAH!!! MY FAVE’S ARE DAWN OF THE DEAD & THE HILLS HAVE EYES!!!

31. Kung wala ka nang pera, as in wala
na talaga, san ka pupunta?
~
FORM A GROUP AND ROB A BANK?

32. na-try mo na bang kumain sa
underground mamihan?
~
WHERE EXACTLY?

33. nakaka-ilang fishballs ka?
~
YES SURE. ONE OF MY FAVE STREET FOODS

34. ano ang tokneneng?
~
PUCHA! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

35 . Naniniwala ka ba na may sumpa ang
pagsuot ng ukay-ukay?
~
OF COURSE NOT! I LOVE WEARING UKAY2X STUFFS

36. Kung ano ka dati o kung ano ka
ngayon?
~
KUNG ANO AKO DATI…

37. Is your heart broken, beating, or
taken?
~
ALL OF THE ABOVE…BROKEN BY MANY, BEATING FOR SURVIVAL AND TAKEN BY MARTEE

38 . Madali ka ba magalit?
~
I’M A BAD-TEMPERED PERSON, WHAT DYA EXPECT?!!

39. mahal mo b sya?
~
YEAH

40. Anu ang ggwin mo kapag iniwan k
nia..
~
KILL HIM FIRST BEFORE I KILL MYSELF. HAHAHAHA

WARNING: EXTREME OBSCENITIES AND CUSS WORDS INCLUDED!!!

na puno na gid ko!!!

ay…i’m so pissed off! i just realized that everybody’s "using" me and they take advantage of me whenever they can… it’s my fault also coz did tolerate them…

p*ta!!! ginago! GAGO KA GID YA! PUTA, LA KABALO MIGA MO NGA BUTIGON KA?!!! YUTA!!! KA IGNORANTE SANG MIGA MO! TSK TSK…SHE DOESN’T HAVE AN IDEA THAT U R TRULY A LIAR!HAMBAL MO LA KA KWARTA, TAPOS KUNG IBA GANE GA GWA MAN KWARTA MO!!! GINDALUKAN TA KA HAW?! WHAT KIND OF A FRIEND ARE U? U ARE SUCH A LIAR!!! YOU’RE JUST LIKE YOUR PUNY BONER!!!…YOU’RE GF’S SAYIN THAT SHE PUKED ONCE BECOZ OF U…OH YEAH, GETS KO NA…NAG SUKA SIYA KAY SHE SWALLOWED ALL UR CUM?!! HAHAHA…WHO WILL EVER THINK THAT A PERSON POSSESSING AN ANGELIC FACE IS AT THE SAME TIME A HARLOT?!!! PUTA! KA MGA BUTIGON SA INYO!!! PAREHO KA GID NI MARK NGA LUWAS SA BUTIGON NA, AGI PA!!! HE’LL GONNA DO ANYTHING JUST TO BUY EXPENSIVE GADGETS…I WONDER IF HIS ANUS IS STILL INTACT…TSK TSK TSK…

—> IKAW PA GID M*****! liar ka man! i thought la ka GF, gali may ara! ano gid ang dapat mo itago haw? i thought you were a friend…ahhh, i know….friend mo lang ako kay may kinahanglan ka sa akon… bastante mu!!! Puta! ka mga butigon sa inyo!!! tsk tsk

i also realized something…i now appreciate the japanese drama : ARTIFICIAL BEAUTY…not because of it being a funny & corny show but it is because of the fact that HONAMI looks exactly like me..suddenly it’s not funny anymore

i am restless…a few hours away & we will be having our first meeting in Crim Law Review…i’m so nervous…I don’t know what’s waiting for me. I don’t have an idea of what is about to happen. I hope that i"ll receive only good news for today. I hope that God will listen to my prayers, i really hope so…otherwise, I’ll go insane. hahahaha

i took up law because I want to be a lawyer naturally. I also want to avenge my aunt’s death. She was robbed & was stabbed repeatedly. That was in 1989. Well, i realized that if I will pass the Bar exam, she would surely be the first one to congratulate me. I’m also sure that even if she’s already dead, she’s still there guiding me. tani buligan ya ko luhod kay God nga papasaron ako sa law school kag maka graduate! Haaay…tani makapasar lang ko…huhuhu

~ey marsy, baby, i just want you to know that i’m still holding on tight to our love…just like how the snot’s sticking inside one’s nose…just like how my mom’s dentures gripping her gums, and just like how a district representative’s tight refusal in giving up his pork barrel…oh crap, i’m so corny! but yeah, come home soon and be ready to get laid!hahaha… OF COURSE IM JUST KIDDING!don’t ever dare to believe that! oh yeah…i miss you already, what’s there in ny that makes you forget your fatso jinx?hahaha…you’re always busy with your blueprints! hmmp, i’ll get busy also with my SCRAs…(ohhh…TINIKAL NAMAN HU!!!) don’t u wanna come home? i already shed a lot of pounds!!!(waahhhh…OF COURSE , I’M KIDDING AGAIN! i gained more weight as a matter of fact!) come home soon and i’ll ask you to pay for my liposuction procedure…you’ll surely drag your ass away from me. why? coz you’ll get bankcrupt!hahaha

~SA MGA NAGBASA: NAGPATI MAN KAMU?!!!

here i am again,facing my pc and sipping coffee from my corn mug…the coffee tastes great,hmmm, it’ll keep me awake for an hour. I’m not yet sleepy though I feel so tired. No one’s txting me at these wee hours of the morning. Alex is still sleeping; I bet he’s gotta be drooling right now. (BTW, Alex is a male friend, we’re close buds, we’re like siblings.) He’s going to txt me at 5:00 am. that’s for sure!

for the meantime, while he’s still enjoying his slumber, i’m currently posting my 3rd blog on friendster. It’s a part of my daily routine to check out my FS account and also consume most of my time playing online games. I enjoy it a lot! However, it’s getting unhealthy for me coz I always end up sleeping at 5-6 AM. When i wake up at lunch time, I still feel tired and sleepy. During the lecture, our teacher always catch me yawning in front of her. I could do nothing  about it, i’m really sleepy. Maybe also it is because of my weight. I’m so overweight right now coz I don’t like to exercise. I prefer sleeping than exercising. I would only move a muscle if there will gonna be a soccer game for me to join in or if there will be a dance derby wherein I can participate…Oh, crap! High school days is over! I couldn’t play soccer anymore nor practice dance steps. Oh, how I miss our high school and college activities! Law school isn’t fun! We hardly laugh with each other’s comic antics. We look tired; it seems like we have aged like we’re already in our 80’s. The teachers aren’t cool anymore. It’s a sad thing also that it’s been more than 5 years that I haven’t practice my comedy flicks at someone. I became older, irritable and depressed. I don’t expect this to happen to me. I wanna be my old self again. I can’t even go to the malls and stroll! It’s so unfortunate that I don’t have time for that anymore. Not being with old friends also triggers my depression. I miss Hessel, Jhana, Pam…who else? Chary, Mary Jhon…EVERYONE who made me feel that Im special; that I’m good in making them laugh. I am now 23 and I tell u, i don’t enjoy living knowing that i’m getting older and older. In my mind and in my heart, I feel like I just turned 18! hehehe… I didnt have a normal teenage life. I didnt have the chance to go to night spots with my friends, i always stay at home, trying my best to obey my parent’s wishes. its okay, even if I hadnt had the chance to live a normal teenage life, yet im still thankful coz i have the best parents in town!!!

*** i really enjoy playing free online games! would you believe that playing with Sue is really fun? also with Strawberry Shortcake! puga, ga inagi na ko ba… hahaha… ti ga enjoy ko ya mu, labot mu ya!

***blame it on the Make over games! I used to sleep at 3:00 AM and wake up at 11:00AM but now, i sleep at 5:00 or 6:00 in the morning and wake up at almost 2:00 in the afternoon… true blue PASAGOD gid. hehehe

***we’ll be having our tax review later in the afternoon. I don’t really want to go to school. the weather’s bad and it’s too cold. I would like to sleep all day, hug my pillow and drool all over my pillow…haaay, katalaka gid sang summer. mayo pa nga may klase sang sa ma tanga ako bilog na adlaw.tsk tsk tsk

***ohh…let me scan again the pages of my T3 mag…i enjoy looking at the newest gadgets. it’s unfortunate that i’m poor, i can’t have everything that I want. san-o pa ko ma lawyer man?  Idol ko gid daan si Atty. Edeljulio Romero! hahaha… colorful iya barong, naka hair dye pa na siya! hahaha…tuod, idol ko gid si Atty. Romero…

***p*ta, kulbaan na ko sa grades ko. haaaay….when i think about my grades, i feel that im already six feet below the ground…i don’t have the guts to check out my grades…HAAAAY…puga gid, daw mapatay ko sang tensyon…waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!